Gotta tell you that I wanna be your girlfriend,
Funny thing about this feeling’s that it never ends,
All I know is that I need to be with you. {}

(Source: ladrats, via rayaroundtheroses)

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful, via amandayahh)

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

(via amandayahh)

wadepeter:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

not you

(via regularguy5mb)

radically-ironiq:

mari-said:

carbonated-milk:

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

This made me smile so much.

100% effective

(via holsyp98)

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

(via kathykatinahat)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via allthegoodurlsarewasted)

Cold heart brew colder songs.

(Source: panicattheclub, via alphastump)