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I SAW THIS AD IN 2005 AND I’M STILL WONDERING WHY IS HER HEAD SO TINY
WHY
IS HER HEAD SO TINY
NO I’VE GOT IT.
THOSE SKIN-COLOURED THINGS TO THE SIDE ARE NOT HER SHOULDERS.
THEY ARE ACTUALLY A CHAIR.
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Emoticons
It amuses me that there are still people out there who type :-) instead of :) Bless them, they’re obviously noobs….
I’m clearly an emoticon snob.
Just don’t get me started on :L It makes no sense, you can’t make your tongue make that shape!!
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So my Netflix decided to buffer during Futurama…. - Imgur
i swear my bandwidth is THIS big
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Haha, no way! Ordered a shirt from #Qwertee which arrived today, and this was inside the package! Thanks guys!
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honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
I do this at work! Wonder if anyone notices…..
(Source: andthatlittleblackdress)
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born to be beheaded ☆★: Reblog With an Irrational Fear
Crabs, fish being near me
kneecaps, wasps, sharp things going near my eye, being alone in the dark or being home alone
Things being near my…
Being swallowed alive, baked in an oven, locked in a freezer, movie logos, being digested, fish, large fishtanks/ fistanks sorounding the entire area, whale, shrinking.
belly buttons ripping apart.
falling onto train tracks and being killed.
When it’s not being used, the room across from my room. Guest rooms freak me out man.
oh boy, where do i begin?!
I’m terrified of frogs. This is helped by me accidentally mowing over a frog a few summers ago, and it’s guts spilled out…. but it was still breathing >.>
next is polystyrene/styrofoam. i cant be in the same room as it, and i try not to touch it if i can help it. if people squeak it, i will more than likely hit them >.< This also applies to cotton wool. *shudder*
finally, my biggest fear/phobia… vomit. anything to do with it, i freak out. i think this one is kinda self-explanatory though.
here ends my freak rant.
(Source: crudemattr)
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Anonymous asked: Why haven't we seen much of Jeff Rubin recently?
He failed to forward a chain letter and was eaten by wolves.
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5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011
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how pappy writes essayMe: so what's your wordcount at?Pappy: right now it's at 1,123 but i have 9 pages and 5 diagrams, and each diagrams counts as 1,000 words... ...
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