krislapis:

notmysecret:

FUCK

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

(Source: boromirs, via technicallyspelledearl)

“Men still have trouble recognizing that a woman can be complex, can have ambition, good looks, sexuality, erudition, and common sense. A woman can have all those facets, and yet men, in literature and in drama, seem to need to simplify women, to polarize us as either the whore or the angel.”

(Source: ggrint, via regularguy5mb)

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blakvi:

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

(via theyseemebolin-theyhatin)

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via eowynns)

jaclcfrost:

i forget sometimes that i’m technically an adult. like. how did that happen. who let it happen. i don’t look like an adult. i do not feel like an adult. how do i stop this

(via poisonera)

nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

(via i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger)

#tbt to that time I grew that sweet ass moustache you obviously all remember me having… #selfie

#tbt to that time I grew that sweet ass moustache you obviously all remember me having… #selfie

mrgoldsdearie:

endangeredslug:

miss-lovely-soul:

12!

Brb laughing to death

I’m surprised this doesn’t have more notes.

(via danballdore)